Get ready for some LGBT Inauguration Orgies!

Really, the best part of the article is the picture:

http://jezebel.com/5132261/religious-right-promises-a-gay-inaugural...

All I have to say is that it's a great day to be a lesbian in DC. I guess I'll have to give up my inauguration tickets so I can force as many straight women into sex as possible. That's what I do every weekend anyway. (sarcasm, in case you couldn't tell)